Alice Tseng
Nude

Chewy chow mein, delicious dumplings, and wonderful wontons. There’s something about Chinese dishes that makes Mr. Skin reach for his chop stick. The same can be said of Hong Kong hotpot Alice Tseng. The kick-ass actress can put the Kung Pao into anyone and dim sum. But just like Chinese food, her filmography will leave you hungry for more. That’s because, as far as we can see, her skinematic career is a bit on the lean side. Yet all it takes is just one glance at her menu of movies, and you’ll know just what to order. Start with Alice’s appetizing appearance in Ninja: The Final Duel (1986). The manic martial arts movie has Ms. Tseng battling a bunch of ninjas while donning an itsy bitsy teeny weeny pink bikini! If that’s not hot enough, the exotic hottie reveals her full frontal nudity when she’s put into a heating pot. (We told you she’s tasty). But once she escapes, the naked knockout knocks the ninjas out. The skintastic act lets us admire her fierce flexibility — as well as her bare breasts, bush and butt! Of course, the main course is Sholin Dolemite (1999) which features the agile ingenue as Ninja Ho. Images of the straight-to-video vixen will go straight to your head! Finally, you can finish off the film feast with Top Fighter 2 (2005). The documentary on women in kung-fu movies includes clips of Alice’s premier performance. Think of it as seconds of the sexy stunner’s three Bs. Bone appetit!